It Must Stop!

Taylor: And then I turned into John Lennon.

Taylor: Not the Honey Bucket!

Tauna: Think of every animal that gives milk, turn that milk into cheese, and put it on a pizza, and that's what it is.
Taylor: You can really taste the platypus.

TeaTime: KILL HER WITH THE PIG!

Megan: Just swirling around in my hamburger buns. Watch me sin!

Tauna: Your hands are so cold!
Taylor: Those are NOT my hands!

Justin: There are toppings on the bottom.
Matt and Justin: They're bottomings!

Oh Matthew

Gwen: Yeah I pretty much just sat on the bathroom floor.
Matt: Um...what?
Gwen: When I was sick. I sat on the bathroom floor.
Matt:...
Gwen: Sat, Matt. I sat on the floor.
Matt: Oooh! I thought you said 'shat.'

Why??

Gwen: Ooh, he's cute. OK, you may date him.
Tauna: No you can't! I decide who she gets to date!...You may date him.

Oh Tauna...

I'll be quiet. Who am I kidding? That's never gonna happen!

Know what's better than Spanish homework? Racist Truck!