We Love Tauna

I was going to say something but I thought better of it. Look at me! Using a filter. -Tauna

Anyways, back to necrophilia...That was a beautiful segue!

Definitely Dodgy

Adam: We await with baited breath.
Liesl: Baited breath smells fishy.

A Mobile Bush. And More Shenanigans.

Good news! I I walked through a bush today. -Tauna

Tauna: Just scream if you're being raped and we'll take note of it.
Taylor: Noted!

Tauna: The extra twist is for extra fun.
Taylor: Eternity with a twist!

Chris: She's the one with her foot on the gas.
Tauna: Why does she have a foot on her ass??
Chris: It's not MY foot!

Shenanagins

(Simultaneously)
Tauna: No groping!
Gwen: I don't want it in my pants!

Booty Call!

Q: Why do we need to dress modestly?
A: Because if boys can see it, they can touch it!
-Taylor's Sister

"Holy crap! It's on FIRE!"
-Taylor

"Is that the past tense of wink?" -Katelin

"Damadoo"-Kelly

Gwen: It's cultural illiteracy!
Amber: But we're not British.

Gwen: I'm shocked!
Katelin: What, that you're weird?

Taylor: Maybe her butt called you?
Kelly: Yeah, you're her booty call!

Dang, these girls are funny.

Tauna: Make me a sammich, woman!

Taylor: Why do people think they can say that to me?

Tauna: You work at Subway!

Tauna: (Sitting on the couch, making car noises)

Taylor: Wait, where are you going?!

Scary Movies etc.

Think of the scariest thing you can think of, then double that scariness and fill in the gaps with a scary magic marker, then put that in a scary space ship and shoot that into the depths of scary space, then close your eyes and use that as a reference. -Tauna

That's the kindergarten playground of scary movies. -Taylor

Michael Fassbender should never not be wearing a turtleneck. -Tauna

Saw is torture porn. We don't do torture porn. -Tauna

"Oh my Gwen..." -Lauren

"Damn you sandwich bag..."-Someone? It was taped in the quote book.