It Must Stop!

Taylor: And then I turned into John Lennon.

Taylor: Not the Honey Bucket!

Tauna: Think of every animal that gives milk, turn that milk into cheese, and put it on a pizza, and that's what it is.
Taylor: You can really taste the platypus.

TeaTime: KILL HER WITH THE PIG!

Megan: Just swirling around in my hamburger buns. Watch me sin!

Tauna: Your hands are so cold!
Taylor: Those are NOT my hands!

Justin: There are toppings on the bottom.
Matt and Justin: They're bottomings!

Oh Matthew

Gwen: Yeah I pretty much just sat on the bathroom floor.
Matt: Um...what?
Gwen: When I was sick. I sat on the bathroom floor.
Matt:...
Gwen: Sat, Matt. I sat on the floor.
Matt: Oooh! I thought you said 'shat.'

Why??

Gwen: Ooh, he's cute. OK, you may date him.
Tauna: No you can't! I decide who she gets to date!...You may date him.

Oh Tauna...

I'll be quiet. Who am I kidding? That's never gonna happen!

Know what's better than Spanish homework? Racist Truck!

We Love Tauna

I was going to say something but I thought better of it. Look at me! Using a filter. -Tauna

Anyways, back to necrophilia...That was a beautiful segue!

Definitely Dodgy

Adam: We await with baited breath.
Liesl: Baited breath smells fishy.

A Mobile Bush. And More Shenanigans.

Good news! I I walked through a bush today. -Tauna

Tauna: Just scream if you're being raped and we'll take note of it.
Taylor: Noted!

Tauna: The extra twist is for extra fun.
Taylor: Eternity with a twist!

Chris: She's the one with her foot on the gas.
Tauna: Why does she have a foot on her ass??
Chris: It's not MY foot!